Thor:
Ragnarok
The
Mighty Thor #32
100 PAGES!
If
you think I’m reviewing all of this one, you’re crazy
"The Meaning of
Ragnarok!” and “Aftermath”
Script – Stan Lee
Pencils – Jack Kirby
Inks – Vince Colletta
Letterer – Artie Simek
and S. Rosen, respectively
Reprinted February 2001
I
don’t know what Marvel was drinking in my birth month circa 2001, but I wish
they did it more often. It’s like they knew years of decompressed storytelling
was on its way and they tried to make up for it in one issue of Thor.
100 pages of story.
This
is a serious issue, folks.
There
are four complete comics in this, one new and three classic. Also two Tales of
Asgard “shorts.” And the price for all these pages? $3.50.
I
mean, you should sit down when you say that because DAMN. Sure these are mostly
reprints, but the eras are so removed from one another, it is unlikely that a majority of the audience
has seen ALL of these stories.
But
we are here about the new movie and tie-ins and getting people excited and
stuff! Not about telephone book glimpses into Thor’s world. So, one of these
tales will be a lucky winner of a review.
But
which one?
Not
this first 22 page original story “Forever Kursed” which features Malekith and
Kurse, the villains from Thor: The Dark World. Although the art from Andy
Kubert is nice and Dan Jurgens spins an entertaining tale, if feels like we’ve been
here before with these two characters and Thor…and done better even, perhaps.
Okay
then if not that tale, what of this classic Lee-Kirby era yarn called “To
Become an Immortal!” which when viewed by today’s audiences is sure to get a
laugh.
For
you see, in it Thor takes Jane Foster (Natalie Portman, in the movies) to
Asgard via the Bifrost…
…and
it freaks her the heck out! Once they stand before the All Father Odin, he bestows
upon Jane a gift because she is Thor's beloved.
…a
gift which turns Jane into a goddess with the powers of an Asgardian.
Which
she has for about ten seconds before she freaks out and forgets how to fly
while in mid-flight. Then she fails a test where she has to punch a multi-armed
monster to prove she has the mettle to be a god. Thor has to jump in and help
her, which leads to this:
And
Jane is seen with a new guy in the VERY NEXT PANEL. A nice man. A dentist. And Thor moves on to Sif.
I
find that so funny given Jane is the current God of Thunder in the Thor books
at this time. It’s like they aren’t even the same person.
But
NO, it isn’t that story either. Perhaps it is this one?
“The
Day the Thunder Failed!” is a great Roy Thomas tale with classic Buscema-Palmer
art that has Thor telling some youths about facing up to bullies even when they
are bigger and stronger than you.
Still!
Not the one. Nope.
Okay
then, what about “This Kursed Earth…!” the culmination of a large part of the
Malekith arc from Walt Simonson’s epic masterpiece of a Thor saga? It’s got
everyone from Power Pack to the Beyonder making appearances. How about it?
Alas,
no. Again that’s treading on Dark World territory and where we are headed is
forward.
Forward
to the silver-age tale “The Meaning of RAGNAROK!”
For
the first time I really see how botched Vince Colletta’s inks are. There are
several panels in here that needed a lite touch and received either no subtlety
at all or no ink. It was truly feast or famine.
To
the good we have a story where Thor, Loki, and Balder? Is that Balder? have
been summoned back to Odin’s side to hear the words of Volla, the Prophetess,
who is going to explain THE THING THAT WAS SAID IN THE TITLE!
So
from her smoky visions, we make out that Ragnarok will begin with a horrible
winter the produces a nameless fear driving all of Asgard mad. As anarchy and
chaos descend upon the gods themselves…
…a
god (to be named later) betrays everyone and leads frost giants and monsters
across the Bifrost to destroy Asgard (psst! It’s Loki. You can tell it’s him
from the picture), causing the gods to destroy the Rainbow Bridge and Heimdall
to sound the alarm as his last act of devotion.
Which
prefaces All Father Odin and faithful son Thor moving to defend the golden realm with
their very heart and badly inked, poorly color-separated souls.
Until
only Thor is left alive and must face the betrayer (Loki!) alone in single
combat. But defeating him only leads to the ultimate foe rising to avenge him.
The appearance of the terrible Midgard Serpent…
And
then we even get to see what comes after all this in the next “Tales of Asgard”…but
first this brief one-panel recap.
Followed
by page one which has Asgard EXPLODE! (seen that in the trailers) shaking the
very foundations of Infinity itself.
In
the wreckage Surtur appears and burns the rest of Asgard as a final “middle
finger” since he himself will die next.
And
then some bullshit that everything will start back over again and everyone will
be happy, including all the dead people…who I would argue are not happy, but
just dead.
And I think this part was all Jack’s imaginings, since he planned something
like this for the New Gods at DC as well. The idea of creating characters and
then later throwing them all out and starting over really appealed to Jack. Probably
because he had so many NEW characters popping out of that amazing noggin of his
that he constantly wanted to clear the way for them.
He
really was a tremendously imaginative dude.
Anyway,
with that last bit, Odin concludes and then points out Loki as the one who will
bring this all about. Which makes me wonder if that was the case before he
pointed or if this is some kind of “self-fulfilling prophecy” deal.
Either
way – Asgard in ruins! Explosions and flames! The gods themselves fighting in
the streets for the Golden Realm! Thor defeated! Ragnarok!
Yep,
should be a great movie.
