Halloween
Double POST-A-DAY , October 23, 2016
Marvel
Zombies THEN and NOW
The term Marvel Zombie has been around for about as
long as I can remember. Back when I was growing up a "Marvel Zombie"
was someone who collected only Marvel books and talked crap about DC Comics. It
was a silly type of branding that marked you as a fanboy who believed Stan Lee's
hype about one company's product being of remarkably higher quality than the
other company's books.
I thought of myself as one for many years. DC comics
were way more kid friendly and at the time I found myself drawn toward Marvel's
gritty tone and realistic universe building. The stories were a bit more
interwoven and the timelines of things always at the forefront.
Then mid-July 2005, Mark Millar's Ultimate
Fantastic Four hit the stands and that term found a new and literal meaning.
The original five issue series introduced a universe where all the Marvel
superheroes had been turned into thinking, man-eating zombies. They were "Return
of the Living Dead"-types more than "Night of the Living Dead"-types.
However, even in 1989 we had zombies in the Marvel
universe. Well, "sort of" had zombies, anyway.
Spectacular Spider-Man #148
There was this crossover thing in 1989 called
Inferno that spun mainly out of the mutant X-Men books. The short version of
the story is this: Demons attack New York!
The long version is Cyclop's wife, who is Jean
Grey's clone, tries to sacrifice their newborn son, who will grow up to be
Cable and come back in time to fight alongside the X-Men, to a demon in the
Limbo dimension where Magic's sword takes her when she teleports and a second
demon decides that the perfect time to fight the first demon causing a war just
as a portal to the Limbo dimension opens releasing hordes of demons on to New
York and transforming the city into a weird extension of Limbo itself. And it
crosses over to every X-Men and New York based superhero's comic books!
Many were particularly silly. I mean Daredevil
fought the ACTUAL devil in his tie-in.
This one however is the opposite of that, focusing
on two long time Spider-Man co-stars: Flash Thomson and Betty Brant. We've got
seasoned veterans on all fronts here: Gerry Conway on scripting chores and Sal
Buscema on pencils and inks. I say we get right into it.
The issue begins with Betty's late husband Ned
Leeds rising from the grave as a zombie!
As well as Gwen Stacy!
And Spider-Man, who isn't even DEAD YET! Is this
very bad news or a very bad dream?
Neither. It is Betty clearly going off the deep end
into the pool of clinical depression after losing both Ned and her brother.
Also maybe the drinking. Current housemate Flash "I used to call him 'Puny
Parker'" Thompson, expresses his concern for her well being.
As do the demons hovering outside her window.
Flash ascends to the roof gather lumber to keep out
of their brownstone apartment in a New York full of crazy exorcist type
happenings. He's collecting lumber to board up all the windows. What he
encounters is his hero, Spider-Man.
A decidedly upset Spider-Man, it appears.
I love the slow pause panels on the prior page
bottom that give this smackdown weight. We can feel Spider-Man's repressed
anger building up in those two bottom frames juxtaposed against Flash's
optimism and hope.
Likewise in this build-up sequence for the reveal
of the zombified remains of Ned Leed for Betty.
Outstanding job with the pacing of this book.
Undead Ned chases her through the house and downstairs, menacing her all the
way and encouraging her to give up. She locks him out of the bedroom and cowers
by the door.
Meanwhile up on the roof, Spidey-Demon has Flash trussed
upside down for some reason. Why?
Ahh. That makes horrible, terrible sense. Flash has
a moment of inspiration on how to get out of this mess though.
Betty starts hallucinating again or at least this
LOOKS to be a hallucination.
Ghost Ned makes far too much sense though and Betty
finds the stones to fight back. Flash breaks free and does too, tackling his
attacker and pulling off his mask to reveal…
…A scarier Spider-Man mask underneath. After a
bunch of rolling around on the roof, the take a header off one the corners,
Flash grabbing the antenna just in time. They crash into the Thompson's
apartment where Betty has been busy lighting candles. She shoves the gas heater
into phony Undead Ned's gut and they hightail it out the front door in time for
this.
A final panel swing by of the REAL Spider-Man in a
restored Manhattan skyline and we wrap this tale up. A nice treat out of the
Inferno storyline with characters seldom given this kind of space to breathe. I
liked it quite a bit.
Marvel Zombies #1
Picking up where the Ultimate Fantastic Four
storyline ended after issue number 23, we have what happened after Magneto
shoved the Ultimate Fantastic Four back into their own universe. We begin where
that ended, with Magento facing being eaten. Eaten by whom?
Why these guys:
Those are the zombie versions of Spider-Man,
Daredevil, Thor, Moon Knight, Giant Man, Captain America, Luke Cage, Angel, and
Wolverine. I give you the Marvel Zombies, ladies and gentlemen. On a world
where Sentry returned infected with a zombie virus, all the humans have been
wiped out and only the Marvel superheroes remain. And boy, are they hungry!
Magneto isn't having any of this, though.
And that's the fun of Marvel Zombies: watching
these guys get torn all apart, something that this book gives you scads of.
Just take a look at Cap and Spidey here.
The other thing it gives you is heroes mercilessly
murdering the villains. Those are kinda fun too. The idea of this is to reverse
roles and make the greater evil into the lesser. I mean it would be hard to
argue with Doc Doom ruling you with an iron fist if that iron fist was also
keeping you safe from being eaten by filthy zombies, right?
In the stories we get the best of both worlds, and
this comic knows it. So cue up the music, Maggs is going down for the count.
But not before getting some licks in.
This is similar to kids bashing action figures
together. Just mass destruction on all concerned.
Also never stop a battle to talk smack. Don't you
know that's when this kinda stuff happens?
So the other thing the Marvel Zombies books are
about is gross-out adolescent humor about zombies. And I will shame-facedly
admit I giggled at all of these. Although I am skipping the part where they rip
Magneto to shreds and chow down on him. I mean even I have my limits for this
kind of stuff.
Although I DO enjoy stuff like zombies calmly sitting around chatting about
their predicament.
Or exploring zombie biology
and zombie psychology
and the limits of zombie physiology.
Which brings us past all these nasty zombie superhero
pictures to the end of the first chapter of Marvel Zombies number 1, and ending
that foretells an series conclusion that makes a bunch of sense.
Maybe next year we can look though DC's zombie
fest, that little event called Blackest Night.
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