Some
random Spider-Man books, Part 13
A
peek into a future Spider-Man movie, perhaps?
Just
a bit of fun starring Scorpion
"Still Crazy after
all these Years”
Writer – Bill Mantlo
Art – Jim Mooney
Inker – Mike Esposito
Letters – Joe Rosen
Colorist – D. Warfield
Editor – Jim Shooter
August 1978
Okay,
so I admit to having a huge amount of Spider-titles in the Crapbox to choose
from. Some I’ll save for “later” but given that this one contains Scorpion, the
villain of the NEXT Spider-Man movie, if the rumors are true, AND is written by
Bill Mantlo... Well, how could I resist that?
Scorpion
stories generally follow the same pattern. Mac Gargan, a shady private
investigator, took money from J. Jonah Jameson to follow Peter Parker and
figure out how he got such good pictures of Spider-Man. After Gargan failed
many times due to Parker’s spider-sense, Jameson threw in more money to have
Gargan undergo a dicey process developed by Dr. Farley Stillwell that would
grant him the powers of a scorpion.
Stillwell
reasoned that scorpions were spider’s natural enemies, so...
Outfitted
with a tail and augmented by an untested process using modified scorpion DNA, Gargan emerged crazed and
violent. His mind corrupted by the scorpion instincts instilled by the process,
he lashed out. He directed his anger first at Spider-Man, defeating him twice,
and then at Stillwell and Jameson, blaming the pair for being unable to take
off his suit. In the end, Spider-Man rescued them from the very creature created to destroy
him.
Scorpy
factored into Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel’s first few outings, as the comics
tried to find a good sparring partner for the young lady, but he would return
to menace Spider-Man time and time again.
In
the oddest of occurrences, he had his spot almost taken in Spider-Man’s rogues
gallery by Venom. The two share many of the same characteristics as villain
archetypes and for a while in the early 1980’s you didn’t see many Scorpion
stories as the role of “crazed psychopath driven mad with his own power and a
hatred of Spider-Man” stories were all given to Venom. And then Venom got
cancer and died. Well his host died anyway, and the Venom suit needed someone
new to bond with. Which led to it bonding with Gargan due to his hatred of
Spider-Man. So, for a while Venom actually supplanted the Scorpion character by
completely taking his place in every way possible. It’s all kind of odd.
But
here we have a story from the late 70’s, with Gargan still harboring his anger
at Jameson and skulking around in the sewers. You can sure this will mean some
conflicts with Spider-Man, just you wait and see.
Mantlo
uses these first few pages to give a little character background and to show
his rapidly deteriorating mental state. It was originally implied that part of
Gargan’s problem stemmed from the fact that he couldn’t take off his costume,
but in this tale that is treated a bit like a metaphor too.
He
swears vengeance as he stalks off in the final panels of this page.
Next,
we turn to Spider-Man arriving on time, for once, to a meet with Mary Jane
Watson. However in his haste to change into his Peter Parker civvies, our hero
loses track of his belt of web cartridges that he uses to refill his web
shooters with.
Mary
Jane is helping Peter pack some of May’s things to take to her in the hospital
and dealing with her feelings for Peter too. They kiss briefly when they meet,
but there is a question of marriage hanging between them. Peter has proposed
and Mary Jane’s answer isn’t a simple yes or no.
Nice
to revisit them back when they had real feelings for each other and a struggle
to understand what those emotions might mean.
We
get peeks into all of the rest of the cast in a rush through Empire State
University and then a montage of Peter studying and meeting with instructors.
But he is so bothered that none of it makes any headway with the young man. He
ends up checking in at the Bugle to find out if there is any work assignments.
Gargan
breaks into Stillwell’s abandoned underground lap and applies the same
augmenting process that made him into the Scorpion to himself again in an odd
reversal of his previous motivations. As he says: “If ya got it, flaunt it!” I
suppose so.
The
process creates an even more crazy Gargan who might have a bit more power too.
And this adversary carries the commitment to making Johan pay very seriously.
While
Parker skulks around the Bugle office looking for work, Scorpion arrives on the
street outside, ripping hunks of it up and hurling them at the building. All
the while he screams for Johan’s head. Robbie acts like the true leader here
while Parker suits up and heads down to take care of things.
Unfortunately,
here is where those webshooters not being full comes into play. We have a
vastly more powerful Scorpion fighting a Spider-Man without his main offensive
weapon. This should be interesting…
Gargan
pitches a Buick at Jameson’s window…
…and
Spider-Man is there with his catcher’s mitt. Interesting indeed.
But
even Spider-Man can’t hold the weight of an entire family-sized sedan suspended
out the window of a skyscraper several stories up. Maybe if Gargan threw a Mini
Cooper or a Civic instead? Moot point. Spider-Aarghh, as Gargan articulates,
uses the car as a bludgeon, riding it down right into Scorpion. Someone ring
that fight bell.
We
get some great wrestling action and Johan being of two minds on who should win…
…then
Gargan makes the mistake of popping Spider-Man good with his tail. Ole web-head
gets up angry, mopping the floor with Gargan in VERY short order.
And
with that, Spidey takes him out and proves Gargan can take the costume off. The
implication being much of Gargan’s issues are more mental than physical. It’s a
neat point.
Spidey
winning the battle so easily sans webshooters means Scorpion may be a weak
contender in our next movie. Or just like this one, the main villain will be
paired with a minor menace. My money’s on Hypno Hustler, but that might cost
the prop department too much in platform heels. Only time will tell.
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