Some
random Alien stuff, Part 2
Dark
Horse starts adding interesting things to the Alien Mythos
"untitled"
Story – Mike Richardson
Script – John Arcudi
Pencils – Karl Story
Inks – Karl Story
Letters – Jim Massara
Colors – Arthur Suydam
Editor – Barbara Kesel
June 1991
Dark
Horse got bitten in the first three Aliens books it published.
Specifically
because they chose to use characters from the movie as the basis for their
story, the publisher ran into continuity issues when the movies…did something
different with those same characters. (Spoiler: namely kill them all off.)
Aliens:
Books one, two and three all had to be rewritten to remove Newt, Hicks and
Ripley and any mention of LV-426. The action in the subsequent publications
occurred to different people who had encountered Aliens in exactly the same way
on another world and were aided by a synthetic android Ellen Ripley.
Sheesh
what a headache that must have been.
Learning
from that experience, this book marks a departure from the movie characters for
Dark Horse. Completely.
I
think that was a good step too. It got Dark Horse's writers and editors
thinking in new directions. This particular issue is setup for the Alien action
in the three that follows, but all that is okay with me because the concept
they present is so very intriguing.
And
I'm not certain we would have gotten this if it hadn't been for the fact that
Dark Horse was burned believing the studio would NEVER remake a happy ending into a
tragic one. So, silver linings and all that here we go.
We
begin with lots of Alien stuff as setup for where we are going. This takes
place on the Alien homeworld, where if I don't miss my guess, a prior issue of the
Aliens series had the humans abducting an Alien queen but leaving her hive
mostly intact.
The
loss of the queen means the hive colony on her home planet is in disarray. All
save her royal guard drones, who leave the hive to establish a new one.
They
carry a seed of a new queen with them and once they "setup shop" as
it were, a slightly altered Alien queen emerges. Her difference showing most
visibly in her coloration. (Listen to me go on. I sound like Steve Irwin. I'm
like the Xenomorph Hunter. Next thing you know I'm going to rush in and try to
wrestle an Alien drone. Not bloody likely!)
Now
we've got your traditional "black" Aliens living alongside our
non-traditional "red" Aliens.
As any biologist will tell you, when
you have two predatory species living in a confined environment that subsists
off the same dwindling food supply what you end up with is…
…conflict.
And
be glad of these five pages, because we are Alienless for the rest of this
issue. At least in any measurable way.
Instead
we retire to the peacefulness of Earth, now cleared of the Aliens that infested
it during the first three book series. In the absence of the Aliens, the book
takes a renewed interest in the human's leisure activities. Specifically this
sprint race during the goodwill games.
One
of the racers appears to be doping, with a decidedly wicked looking set of vitamin
pills.
The
race starts and he is off like a shot. Literally.
Because
just like a shot, he doesn't stop running until he smashes through the wall
below the stands and impacts with lethal effect onto one of the support
columns.
What
would cause this?
Xeno-Zip
supplements, a product of Alien and synthetic elements that appear to be the
drug of choice for performance enhancement. How is it that this can be legal or
that anyone would ever take something so dangerous? The answer in just a few.
But
first a few words form our always evil Military-Industrial complex.
We
know what he's going to be pointing to: a poor dogface downing a Xeno-Zip…
…and
we are right on the money. Behind him come the brute squad in full beat-down
mode.
Our
marine isn't having any of it though, tossing guys around like rag dolls and
literally tearing out their throats….
…as
well as their hearts. Note he doesn't just pull it out, but is actually showing
it to the guy.
That
last Xeno-Zip guy that we saw only stopped what he was doing when he ran smack
dab into a post. I hope there's a post on this military base. (Get it?…a post
IS a military base.)
Sadly
that doesn't appear so and the Xeno-Zipped solider has now taken to ripping off
people's arms and beating them to death. Yeah, I'm kinda smiling at that since
it is like every over-the-top death in the book of cliched deaths.
He
takes out these two guys with guns and now we have an ARMED, crazed super
killer on our hands. No one is safe.
Including
his CO, apparently. Luckily (?) they can expertly target a remote grenade
strike on Zipped guy before he kills both of our military masterminds.
Not
sure how effective these guys would be in a squad, guys. It looks like their berserker
fury is more handicap than help.
The
real question we should ask is who is making this stuff and why? The answer
appears on the next page with the arrival of Daniel Grant, who is our head
corrupt businessman for this story. Listen as he answers one final question
before making it from limo to his apartment.
He
isn't unaware and he is about to show us, after a brief two page walk-through
of his lab…
(yeah,
creepy)
…that
his faith in his employees is less that one hundred percent. Why might that be?
Ah,
well okay then. Persuaded to NOT murder his head scientist because the door is
still open and the workers in suits are preeetty-much watching him do it, Grant
decides to listen and find out why his Xeno-Zip is causing so much madness.
What
Bob explains is that without the ACTUAL royal jelly made by the Alien queen,
the Xeno-Zip formula will kill a percentage of the population that ingests it
by causing these maniac like destructive phases. Let's see if Mr. Grant gets
it?
Oh
he does, but his answer is not what anyone would expect. Grant takes his case
to the military, who are just fine with his product only creating crazed
weapons of destruction. Still he proposes a mission to extract another queen.
A
mission to the Alien's homeworld to gather the most coveted member of the Alien
hive. He doesn't sense the danger this Major understands about the environment and chooses to
insult her instead.
However
the military still is not inclined to see why they would get involved in this…
…until
he makes it clear that to get what they want, they will have to give him what
he wants.
Every
thinking person in the audience believes this will turn out badly. Some
characters in the story do as well, including the lady Major…
…and
Grant's top scientist Bob Wyckoff. He also thinks it's not a good idea for
Grant to go with them. Or that one of the research scientist team is an odd
duck character who recently quit Grant's firm to join the mission when they see
him loading the 'boat.
Grant
blows all this off while remarking that the "Major Lee" who will lead
the mission is a huge war hero/medal winner. As he's talking about him, this
massive mountain of a man in uniform comes striding out and Grant mistakes him
for the Major.
Heh!
So just like with Burke in Aliens, we have someone to root for the Aliens to
eat in some horrible, terrible way.
Good
book so far. Wish I had the rest so I could see their reaction to finding the
Alien homeworld awash in a Genocidal war. Should make for good times. And a
heck of a read.
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