Sadly,
someone decided this comic needed an actual plot
When last we
left our favorite undead samurai dude and his half-naked witch-devil companion,
they had just been transported to Earth. Yet their arrival to kick the butts of
various demons was marred by the spell having reversed their sexes. As this
issue gets underway, we dispense with that pesky issue by page five. Redblade
and Vena are attacked by a demon (of course) and Vena magics them back as they
were while Redblade pokes his sword through the offending imp’s skull.
Yay! The sex
change thing was a throw-away joke and I’m glad the writer realized it. As
Engetsu continues to cut his way through downtown, Redblade decides to take the
battle to him.
Soon he’s
hacking up demons with abandon, which is fine as long as no one in the audience
remembers these were once regular people who have been enslaved by Engetsu. But
enough thinking for now. Heyyyyy –Yah!
Vena comes
down on Redblade for massacring hundreds of demon-people and acting recklessly.
Seems they could be sent back to the earth-mother’s realm and would have a hard
time returning or something. Redblade lays the verbal smackdown on her.
See, it is
just like a buddy-cop movie. Meanwhile Engetsu’s monster-maker machine finds
the suburbs. He’s just about to start demonizing people one subdivision at a
time, when his computer system alerts him to Redblade’s pursuit. He fires off a
demon-shaped shell that knocks Vena and our samurai out of the air.
After
crashing to Earth, Redblade takes the head off the shell-casing thinking it’s a
foe. What it turns out to be is a cyclopean demon inside a hollow demon-shaped
rocket shell. Who does Engetsu think he is? Cadbury-Schwepps? This new arrival
trashes Redblade and shrugs off the worst blasting by Vena while saying how
sorry it is to have to fight them.
So Vena
patches Redblade up in some of the goofiest-looking magical Samurai armor I’ve
ever seen and sends him back into the fray. He still gets a shellacking from
mean-cyclops green. I’m not sure how it happened as any demon facing off
against this outfit would surely die laughing.
Vena tries to
take out the baddie and she gets knocked out. All the while, he’s complaining
how he really doesn’t want to do it, but Engetsu is holding his daughter’s
spirit hostage. Engetsu starts sucking people up with his giant demon
processor, which leads to my only giggle of the whole mag.
I was hoping
for a little resolution this issue, but nada is forthcoming. My assessment is
that the additional good demon/bad demon subplot weighs this issue down. To
recap: Redblade and Vena captured by a demon that acts like all reluctant and good
guy-ish. He will likely turn on his master next issue. Engetsu murders
thousands more people with no one coming close to stopping him. The Gorn
(remember him?) makes an appearance this issue and it amounts to him gloating
behind the scenes while rubbing his hands together. Kind of meh-tastic compared
to the first issue.
But still a bunch of fun.
But still a bunch of fun.
Wow, that is...that is... OK, so someone read that Jim Lee issue of X-Men with Captain America and loved the splash page, clearly. 90s EXTREME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's amazing to me is that the artist (and writer) Vincent Giarrano now does stuff like this:
Deletehttp://www.giarrano.com/gallery.html
Some people just have an overabundance of talent.