Halloween
2018 Post-A-Day: Day 4
Horror-ible
The
Victorian Undead #1
Slow
start to a what should be an interesting match up
"The Star of
Ill-Omen (part one)”
Writer – Ian Edginton
Artist – Davide Fabbri
Colors – Carrie Strachan
Letterer – Saida
Temofonte
Editor – Ben Abernathy
Assistant Editor – Kristy
Quinn
January 2010
I’ve
said before that I don’t mind world building for its own sake. As long as we
get some story progression, wasting time with a little setup sometimes goes a long way.
Especially if any of that wasted time has an unexpected payoff later on in the story.
The
Victorian Undead (subtitled Sherlock Holmes vs Zombies!) is one of those slow
burners that I hope has that endgame going for it. The first book wastes decades getting to putting Sherlock Holmes in the room with
an actual undead and still I found myself looking forward to what the story
might turn into. There were enough thrills along the way that I thought the
book held some promise.
Audiences
must have thought so too. The original six issue series got a nod from the Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards, receiving a nomination for Best Horror
Comic Book. The book was up against stiff contenders like Locke and Key, The
Goon and Hellboy. Inexplicably, Batman: Gotham After Midnight took top honors
somehow. Not even certain that book is horror, although I’ve only read Crapbox
bits and pieces of it, including the ending.
The
Victorian Undead series got two sequels and was popular enough for DC to continue publishing the
final issues after Wildstorm folded/was brought into the fold. Look hard enough
and you can find collected editions of the zombie-filled first arc and the follow up trade of
vampire vs. Sherlock second series match up.
Let’s
step back in time a bit and see what SoC thinks of the Crapbox’s only
appearance of The Vic Undead…
We
begin with a green glowing comet thing coming down in the upper atmosphere. And
before any of you make a Superman-Kryptonite comment, yeah I already went there
for you.
This
is central London way back in 1854, which makes it a little early for Holmes to
be involved. He’s not born yet, even. What we do have is lots of extras on
hand, including normal working English laborer, whore, young girl we hope
doesn’t grow up to be a whore, and spooky old one-eyed mystical fortune-teller
lady of Doooooom!
Yah
know, your standard English street corner.
They
discuss the night’s pyrotechnics with old woman foretelling that they will all
die horrible deaths because they are all sinners. The gent has none of that
kind of talk but that doesn’t keep old woman from betting her good eye to the
young girl that doom is coming for them all.
And
you know what? She’s correct. There’s even a tip in the flash of light that
strikes the well pump that all of them use for drinking water. All of these
characters are pretty much fucked.
If
only we listened more often to the rantings of crazy societal outcasts,
everything would work out so much better. Instead…
Within
a handspan of months, that young blond girl is dead, her skin an unhealthy
greenish cast. The date and cause of death is being reported to the local
priest by this young doctor…
…a
very sharp young doctor at that. Someone who understands pathogens and the
methods they travel under. He knows something is wrong with the water supply,
just not from the causes he’s citing. The priest lets him in on the odd goings
on with the dead in the area and what the local residents were doing to combat
them. His reaction is disbelief.
But
this strange afflication becomes apparent when…
…and
end scene.
Then
we jump forward in time almost fifty years to near the turn of the century with
these two gentlemen heading into an exclusive club accompanied by this dandy
salesman/concierge. They pair are asked to trust this person implicitly and
tell him all their darkest secrets. If they do so, he will bring them those
desires. I’m nicknaming him Google since he isn’t tossing his name about.
And
then he activates a button on a lamp and the room is bathed in scintillating
lights. Lights programed to mesmerize, hypnotize, and incapacitate. It works on
the gentleman with the monocle, who we realize is Watson. But on our disguised
Sherlock Holmes, the rays have no effect.
So,
the butler tries a more direct tactic of taking him out.
…which
is actually looking to be VERY effective. Holmes might BE one of the dead in
just a few moments, if not for the effect his cane has when hurled against Google’s
hypno-ray lightshow.
Watson
quickly comes too and first threatens then shoots their very inhospitable host,
Google. In an unlikely turn of events, Google shows himself to be a robot.
At
which point Watson just unloads on him. The pair of detectives discuss this
resolution of their current case, with Holmes relaying that this automata was moving
under the guidance of a another person, someone who has likely gotten away
while the pair struggled to overcome the mechanical man. (I’ve got dibs on it
being Professor Moriarty).
From
there we shift to the next day, as two subway tunnel workers find a ring (and a
corpse) while stinging lights down the line for the other workers to follow.
Ron
is hot to secure the valuable off this unexpected find before anyone else sees
it. His companion cautions him against touching the body, which looks like it
has been down here far too long to be some recent murder. Ron sets about
procuring the ring and instead procures something far worse…
…a
deadly bite from the rotting corpse.
His
unnamed companion dispatches the foul remains, but not before Ron starts to
convulse and falls to the ground, prone and looking the worse for wear.
As
you are all expecting, that bite was instantly fatal and now Ron, infected with
the zombie virus rises up to feast upon his former friend...
Sadly,
first blood goes to Ron Zombie, dooming his fellow workman to a similar fate.
But not so fast now, as companion number two fights off Ron for a bit…
…and
ends up off the menu for the moment. That hollow ending of “not me” only means
he’s infected too.
We
shift the scene to later that same day, as Holmes works on the robot head, in
blissful astonishment at how advanced it is. He is also attempting to learn as
much about their foe as possible. Watson demurs from watching his progress, becoming
unsettled by the way the automata’s eyes seem to follow him around the room.
Both
men are surprised when Mrs. Hudson delivers a letter from Inspector Lestrade requesting
their urgent presence. Reluctantly, Holmes drops everything at the tone
Lestrade sets in the missive.
The
pair are met by the inspector at Scotland Yard, where he weaves a very strange
and fascinating (although almost completely wrong) tale that completes the
story of the two subway workers…
Holmes
may not have found that part of the story intriguing, but this next bit certainly
does crank up the strange allure of this case.
And
of course, Dr. Watson confirms that the man is not actually alive. Which is a
condition shared by the initial person who started this run of the contagion
ending the life of the two men, now reduced to a head in a jar.
However,
before our intrepid pair of private investigators can make any more inquiries,
Lestrade finds he has visitors…
…who
shutdown Holmes’ access to any and all materials surrounding this case. I’m
certain that will only heighten his interest in the mystery the inspector has
uncovered.
Even
though the men they just met that told them to stop are the precursors to James
Bond.
Great
slow start to this issue and I’m glad it isn’t a full blown “Holmes in a zombie
apocalypse” shit show. I think the mysterious automata creator will end up
factoring into things in just a bit, but for now the story has my interest.
Should have yours as well.
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