Halloween
2019 Post-A-Day 26
Horror-ible
The
Night Terrors #1
An
average horror title doesn’t make it
Editors – Pamela
Hazelton
October 2000
Here again we find a horror anthology that I have
never heard of by an equally obscure publishing house that has some Wrightson
in it. The story quality in this is much better though. The Night Terrors
passes the bar of acceptable, lipping into the good territory. Sadly, this is a
one and done book with no follow-up or issue number two. As for the publishing
house, that might bear some looking into.
Chanting Monks Studio is that publisher’s name and
it was the brainchild of Joseph M. Monks. Monks was a small time horror
anthology comic author in the late 80’s-early 90’s who is probably most famous
for co-creating the Cry for Dawn series.
“Cry” had a buxom redhead hostess named Dawn that garnered a cult
following. Dawn herself was drawn by co-creator Joseph Michael Linsner. Linsner
took over the character after Cry for Dawn’s demise at nine issues and moved
her to a weird fantasy drama series called “Dawn” that I have lots of crapbox
samples of and very little patience for.
Monks himself moved on to doing other short projects
and small press books, even after losing his sight to diabetic retinopathy in
2002. One of those projects was to serve as the film director of a film
adaptation of one of Monks’ stories called The Bunker (not to be confused with
Joshua Hale Fialkov’s series of the same name), thus earning him the
distinction of being the first blind feature film director.
Sadly, this title isn’t all great. Monks’
contributions to this four-story anthology are the weaker bits. Not to mention
that the book starts off with a full page of double-columned text, more than
2/3rds of it Monks' that goes on and on about how this book came to be. I’m
sorry, but just start the horror and leave this stuff for the end, please.
Instead we hear how there were two other artists attached to do his stories and
they took too long in getting their material in. So Monks takes a good chunk of
our time railing against them. Not very professional of them OR of Monks. Let
stuff go, man. You’ll live longer.
And speaking of going, let us just jump right in to
the review portion where we start with a neat little Wrightson piece called…
"Spuds”
Story
& Art – Bernie Wrightson
We begin with this body horror piece
by Wrightson, were as you see the art and inking have a very rough, unfinished
feel to them. It looks a bit like a rushed convention sketch or a penciled
sheet before inking, but none of that really matters. Even Wrightson’s minor
doodles can have appeal.
Or
a peel, as this case may be.
Enter
a world where a body deformity is running rampant through the population. A
mutagen that causes people to look a little tuberish.
And
while growing lumpy and filled with eyes, they are also prone to bouts of
prolonged lethargy, especially when deposited in front of a television. Thus
making them figuratively and literally couch potatoes.
Our
narrator wanders this new landscape in an amoral way, unconcerned as to the
feelings of these disgusting new citizens. He violates their privacy and
invades their personal space. For their part, they seem to not mind at all.
They
are uncaring to the point that even sexual assault doesn’t jog them from their
coma-like existence. And we know this because…
It’s
then that our narrator has gone too far and we wonder if this is all in his
head. If what he is showing us is a fever dream or delusion he is having.
Especially when he takes to murdering one of them.
It’s
only now that he begins to sympathize with them that I start to wonder if most
of this is metaphor and we are talking of how society is this same type of
lethargic group of cattle, unconcerned about the individual or the loss of a
few lives or some property by bad actors as long as it is fed its daily dose
of televised distraction…
…and
if so, maybe that makes the final panel all the worse.
"Go Fish”
Story & Art – William
M. Stout
Next
up we have this three-page delight by Stout, all drawn up in the style of an EC
comics bit but done a level better in art. Two police detectives at a crime
scene pour of the journal of the homeowner. The author is wisely playing what
happened here close to the vest, but one cop says something surprising was
found in the swimming pool to get our imaginations working. The journal
meanwhile, spools out how the resident was obsessed with fish and evolution.
To
the point that he "Crispr’s" himself up a handy-dandy fishman serum and then
injects himself. That art is amazing, isn’t it!
And
we head into the final page with its startling story twists and I must say that
this is worth the price of the book right here. A book carried upon the back of three
exquisite pages..
Look
for other fine things Stout here (if it is still around)
"Barney”
Story – Joseph M. Monks
Art – Ronn Sutton
Lettering – Janet
Hetherington
And
here we find the first of two Monks stories, neither one very good. That may be
harsh of me, but the first is exactly the twist you see coming. However, it
does feature great art. I’ll start us off with a man finding an accident in the
back bedroom where his shaky old dog is bedded down.
Our
male character breaks the bad news to his lover and they discuss euthanizing
the creature responsible.
And
we find that the twist is there was an old man, the girl’s father, in the bed
behind the dog in the first shot. He’s been the one dirtying the floor and he
is the one who gets suffocated to death. As I said, the art is good even if the
twist feels obvious and unearned.
"The Party’s Over”
Story – Joseph M. Monks
Art – Quinton Hoover
Inks – Randy Zimmerman
This
last bit is the only kicker to the entire book. Monks lays out a meandering
story that goes on too long and once it gets to the ending it is bizarre in
execution. I am going to cut this down to the chase for you and pare off a lot
of the deadwood on this story tree. We meet Chris, a young high schooler with a
sister.
He
is a virgin and his pals are always ragging on him about it. On page two of story we are
told they are going to a party tonight and not the movies. Boom!
Story setup! Done!
But
no…
We get a page where a guy slaps a condom package to Chris’s chest because 1. He’s a virgin and 2. There is a wild party tonight.
We
get a page where in class there is a note passed that there is a party where
beer will be served happening tonight.
Then
Chris and his friends talk about going to the party. Which we know because of
three pages before where they said they were going.
I’m
sparing you these.
And
while on the way to the bathroom, allows his friend to lead him to an easy
hookup in the back bedroom.
A
hookup that only Brock Turner would say yes to. Why is this chick half hanging
out the window? It’s necessary for the plot, that’s why.
So,
Chris has sex with her while she’s unconscious. Which makes him a sick fucker
who we all hope dies.
Which
doesn’t really make this more horrific, Chris is still a dick who deserves to
die. I mean every woman deserves respect and NOT to be raped because she got too drunk, so not certain what Monks is going for
here if he’s stating it is okay to rape a chick, just not your kid sister.
Then
Chris pulls his kid sister back into the room and is mortified by what he’s
done. Because if it hadn’t been his kid sister…what? He would have been fine with his actions? She asked for it by being unconscious? He would have no moral qualms if it was someone ELSE's kid sister? Dumb twist. Dumb plot. Dumb story.
But
it causes Chris to jump out the window to his…death? From the second floor? Not
sure that will kill a guy but in this case I TOTALLY HOPE IT DOES.
Not
a good story. Not in the least. It makes all the wrong points and is shocking
just to shock. Also morally bankrupt. A drunk girl at a party is still a
person, Monks. Let your hero be eat up with his disgust at his actions, not
just because it was his kid sister.
Night
Terrors didn’t get a second issue. In fact, Chanting Monks didn’t do much in
the way of continuing books. Given that I wasn’t impressed with Monks’ tales,
I’ll stick with following the other talent in the book. They are better bets.
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